Slime Ball 2.0

His name is Slime Ball. He's a Mutant Alien from Planet Minerva, and his job requires Routine Visits to Earth. However, on a day one June...

"What Rotten Luck. I woke up late, the weather was horrible, my U.F.O. refused to start, I found out my favorite new comedy has been cancelled after only two seasons, some Robot crashed into my ship, broke my walker, and now my Soda is room temperature. How can this day get any worse?"
"YOU ARE A WINNER!"
"I expected sudden rain, but I guess winning a Boat is fine."

Eyes focused and tongue not showing (like he was in my previous deviations), Slime Ball has abandoned the Martian Martial Art Style of Daww-Fu that involves making cute faces to trick your opponents into thinking you are harmless. This technique is ineffective on Hostile Earth Creatures.

Instead, with some newfound friends at his side, Slime Ball fights against The Horde of Libosses using his wits, high jumping ability, and his Mark LI Martian Eagle Laser Pistol.

Pictured here with a Soda, his Martian Eagle Pistol, his Robot Walker with a smudge on the eye and a big gash, his U.F.O., and his signature in the language of his home planet.

For some reason, I picture him having the voice of Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob)